Having a cat that resembles a homeless cat is always a test..

Cats..

I love cats, always had them and have always loved them since donut arrived in my world (named after my uncle I believe, don’t ask)

Donut will always be top cat.. however over the years I don’t think there’s ever been a time where I haven’t had at least one idiot cat. We’ve had cats that come on dog walks with us, cats that nick food out of neighbours fridges, (this particular cat had a penchant for wrapped cheese and would always arrive home with a full pack).

I’m not on Facebook much nowadays as it annoys me.. used to be personable but now it’s just blinking adverts for temu.

But when I do pop on I see a million do gooders rescuing cats.. don’t get me wrong I’ve accidentally buried someone else’s dead cat once you know shizzle happens. 😂

But seriously since when did cats become homeless because you’ve seen them out twice? My cat had a lovely trip to the vets last week from a very kind neighbour who thought he was Ill.. he’s 13 for gods sake and has fallen out of a window 27 times (exaggeration) he’s a twat cat, he’s got a deformed paw from one particularly bad landing he is no Eddie the eagle even though he thinks he is (though he is ginger), and is quite often slightly bald.. due to being allergic to everything cats shouldn’t be allergic to. He loves his steroid injections every now and then to help him not to be bald and to regain his youthful good looks temporarily, until he decides to go forraging again in bloody allergen heaven.

Look cats are twats, some cats are strays.. but jeez if an owner comes on to the book of face and states that it’s their cat, it’s not stray and yes they know it’s pedigree but they like it to go out.. leave the sodding cat alone…

One of my cats (the ginger twat) had a best friend once and used to go and knock for them.. I’m not even lying.. he was distraught when his mate moved).

Should have moved with them.. saved me the 3 million pounds in steroids and the embarrassment of neighbours asking if the twat defunct cat with no fur and a defunct paw is mine…

Have a lovely sunday, I shall be ignoring all cat posts.. because cats give no shits. Xxx

Ps my dogs a twat too, and my grand dog. (They all take after their mother)